Tuesday, April 28, 2009

ThE RuLe BoOk Of SaItAnS

I have always wanted to write this post for there have been many occasions where we feel there is some satanic power in our life :P So.. this is what the our rule book says

"Tell me how much you dislike the person... I will decide how often you meet thee"

This rule tries to convey that depending on how much you dislike someone the saitans will see to it that you meet them maximum number of times... Mean O!! x-(

"How much are you searching for it... I am watching... and yes I will keep watching until you don't require thee"

When you try searching for something desperately, the satanic power makes sure that you don't find it at the right moment.. instead make it appear when you absolutely don't need it. Sigh!

"Better thee taste... Horrible it is for your body"

This is a pretty popular one.Better the taste.. the scientists are ready to prove that it is harmful for your health.. (Lays... No one can eat just one :P)

"If thee is online 24x7, he shall know how many of thee's friends are online"

This is something everybody asks me "why are you online 24x7" My mind voice replies "machi... How wud you know that I was online 24x7, if you were not online for equal number of hours"

"When thee meets his/her crush.. thee's tongue gets tied"

It so happens that if someone meets their crush... their tongue goes on a strike!! Useless bugger! the two people end up putting horrible useless senselss humorless mokkai! x-(

"Thee fights with him/her first... at the end.. he/she is thee's best buddy"

Something that fits into the blogger's life.. I earned my best buddies that way :D

"Thee finds that her costume is not as nice as the other's dress... AND vice versa"

Meaning implied... any explanations required?

"Thee is watching a movie... the movie is clean and great UNTIL thee's parents enter the arena"

How much more embarrassed could you get... I have heard millions of them complain abt this stuff... sob sob :'(

More will be added to this post as and when it strikes the blog owner's brain

ruling off,

Thee buggy :P

P.S: personal experiences are welcome... the rule book still has 'n' number of pages empty










8 comments:

Giri said...

good blod but to be frank these have already been put up in smthg aclled as murphys laws :D good try though.. and i know u rewrote it three times before u posted ... :P

Bhargavi Krishnan said...

Oh yeah.. I know that.. But, I just wanted to emphasize how true it is.. shoot... and yes.. i was having some prob with the display part of it... no wonder I had to post it thrice.. idey maari public le kaytu asinga padutadey :P

Giri said...

he he he rite vidu .:D

Bhargavi Krishnan said...

@db:

nalla kaykuraangaya detaillllu

Srujana said...

Came to leave a comment, but didnt know wat to write :)

kiddy said...

also " When thee sets up alarm to wake up early....the alarm clock's battery drains a min before the wake up time".....saitan ki bacha playin basket ball in everyone's life....lolzz......

Arun said...

totally agree with u on this one .....bus no 21G always seems to be coming every five minutes UNTIL thee comes to the bus stop :o

Bhargavi Krishnan said...

@arun... varum.. aana nammal oda opposite side le 5-6 bus pogum