Lollu Meter

I don't know how many of you watch the Tamil music channels. Every time I watch it, I burst out laughing when I read the "love compatibility" between a guy and a girl. Not that I am trying to mock their interest on each other, but definitely wasting more than 2 rupees is ridiculous. ( avan avan balance illama suthikittu irukaan... idula love compatibility romba mukkiyam).

Some messages are so hilarious like this " raja( name displayed on the left side) BOTH ENJOY BEING WITH EACH OTHER( compatibility in the middle) 78% rani(name displayed on the right)
My justification is this... if both are in love with each other isn't it pretty obvious that they love being with each other... and adu yenna side le 78% (rani 10th le vaangina mark oh??) rombavey pooooor behaviour ba!! :P

The next thing that catches my attention is the concept of "TV friendshipping". A new term introduced, where there are 2 crazy buggers... who are desperately in need of frenz for puting kadalai... So they spend Rs 5 and send an SMS to the music channel " Hi my name is lolaah... I need frenz.. contact me at +91$%^&*3(*&^#" Next second there is another person replying back to the same TV channel " Hi lolaah... I am peelah... want to be your friend... you are choooo chweeet" ( hullo!! loolah yenna tirunalveli iruttu kadai halwa va? suveeet ah irukarthuku) Pichupiduvein Pichu!!

Moving on to the next most hilarious shows of old times... Pepsi Ungal Choice. People used to go crazy behind that show... 1. for the host widely known as Pepsi Uma 2. for the celebrities who used to be called.. like Rahul Dravid who used to be every girl's dream boy :P ( Naanum included pa... I am still a loyal RD fan) So,getting back to the topic... she used to encounter wierd category of callers. Here is a sample!!

Pepsi Uma(herein called as PU): Hulllloooo.. Pepsi ungal choice... yaar paysardhu??
Caller 1: Haiyo!! yennala nambey mudila... Pepsi Uma va?? Haiyo... naanga previous birth leindu call panna try pannarom...
PU( mind voice "haiyo... pera solli tolaingaley pa):ummmmmmm... aamam ga.. naan daan PU. yeingeindu paysareinga... nanna irukeingala illa nasama poiteingala!! :P
C1: haiyo... yenaku yenna paysaney terila.. (giggles)!! he he!! neenga nalla irukeingala?
PU: ummmmmmm... naan sowkiyama irukein... (She hears a baby cry... uvaaaa....) adu yenna side le.. papa va??
C1: aamam ga.. adu yen paiyan..romba vaalu.. naadari tanam pannalum naasooka pannuvaan! :P
PU: ummmmmmmmm...appo ungala maari nu sollunga!!
C1:illanga... avan avanga appa maari... :D
PU: ah ha ha ha ha.. seri yenna paatu venum.. yaarukku dedicate pannareinga?
C1( habba da.. idukku daan wait panninein): yenga amma,appa,thata,paati,thata oda aavi ya pona appa ku...( and she lists out one long list)
PU:ummmmmmmmm.. kandippanga.. yellarukaagavum inda super hit song ah podarom!! enjoy pannunga!!

So we all wait for some super hit song.. and v r rewarded with the most boring song on earth!! Romba mosam pa!! :(

Coming up next!! Beauty tips on the music channels:

Host: hullo... yaar paysardu??
C1: "naan inda blogger maariye vetti ya irukara ******** paysarein"
Host: serrrrri... iniki neenga yenna beauty tips tara poreinga?
C1: Sengal podi ya yeduthu talai le tei tei nu taycha.. talai mudi sembattai color la aagidum.. hair color pannara kaasu micham!!
Host: wow... super kurippunga... naan ida try pannadey illa... iduvarai hair coloring ku naan sambar daan talai la kottindu irundurkein... cha.. idu teriyaamey pochey!! (Hair color pannara makkaley... no offense meant!!) ido.. ungalukaana paadal vandu kittey irukku.. paathu enjoy pannunga!!

Well this post is going to be never ending cos everytime we watch these kind of shows we encounter such hilarious callers :P

P.S: This post is stritcly meant for people who love humour. Nakkals are not intended :)

Loling off,

Buggy :)